To say Texas is excited would be an understatement. Austin is ECSTATIC about having the Super Bowl. He's even made a nice little gift for those attending.
Yeah, you saw that right~

Handmade saddles for the two invited to the games.

Well... that was until he caught wind of a certain theme party planners are advising... and certain... recipes. You ( Read more... )

Oh boy, Texas is laughing, and if anyone knows Texas, they know he doesn't half-ass anything. he half-asses everything, but that is BESIDE THE POINT

You may ask what has practically brought the world's manliest man snerk to tears? Well it may have something to do with this commercial.

He continues to laugh, clutching at his stomach in an effort to ( Read more... )

Austin has finally made his way back. HQ, which had been oh so nice enough to let him go home for Texas Independence Day (Read as the mun is stupid and forgot), has now seen fit to bring him back. He’s laying on the couch, legs crossed over each other and hat over his face. Low snores can be heard under the hat, and a lone bottle of beer sits ( Read more... )

Texas has situated himself in the grandest sitting room he could find. He's also taken over the decor, giving it a decidedly Texas theme. It's his statehood and he fully intends to celebrate it properly, by watching reruns of the Longhorns and cracking open a cold one.